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=//Hello Physics Class!// =

//The Physicists' Bill of Rights//

 * //To approximate all problems to ideal causes.//
 * //To use order of magnitude calculations whenever deemed necessary (i.e. whenever one can get away with it)//
 * //The rigorous method of "squinting" for solving problems more complex than the addition of positive real integers.//
 * //To invoke the uncertainty principle when confronted by confused mathematicians, chemists, engineers, psychologists, and dramatists. //
 * //When pressed by non-physicists for an explanation of above to mumble in a sneering tone of voice something about physically naive mathematicians. //
 * //To equate two sides of an equation which are dimensionally inconsistent, with a suitable comment to the effect of, "Well, we are interested in the order of magnitude anyway." //
 * //The extensive use of "moronic notations" where conventional mathematics will not work. //
 * //To invent fictitious forces to delude the general public. //
 * //To justify shaky reasoning on the basis that it gives the right answer. //
 * //To cleverly choose convenient initial conditions, using the principle of general triviality. //
 * //To use plausible arguments in place of proofs, and thenceforth refer to these arguments as proofs. //
 * //To take on faith of any principle which seems right but cannot be proved.//

//Let's get our Physics on.// //~KalieSuzanne//

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<span style="color: #ff5000; font-family: Georgia,serif;">Enjoy!! Physics!!!!!!!!!! :).